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George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If...
That moment when you come home from school, look...
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
To F U N N Y .
Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
Guy: Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on.